hey babe i can’t talk right now. they’re literally putting the entire us gdp on the ethereum chains like do you even understand the magnitude of what’s happening?? the entire gross domestic product 27 trillion dollars of economic throughput per annum, now being compressed into calldata and settled trustlessly on a neutral, credibly neutral base layer of computation. jerome powell is literally sitting there sweating because he knows finality times just dropped from t+2 settlement, do you know what that means for treasury markets? do you understand the implications for eurodollar liquidity and cross-border collateral optimization? blackrock isn’t just “looking into it,” larry fink is probably hunched over a wallet right now like a degen swapping treasuries on an AMM called “stonkswap v3” while janet yellen speedruns zk proofs to approve an onchain payroll for 340 million americans. meanwhile congress is like “oh we need a committee to investigate this,” but by the time they draft the pdf, the pdf will already be an nft stored on arweave, with receipts automatically validated by eigenlayer restaking sets and bridged via rollups into tokenized fiscal multipliers represented as soulbound bonds inside a shared zk enclave governed by a GOV DAO composed entirely of ai agents who price macro risk in real time using prediction markets. babe, i am begging you to understand that this isn’t “just crypto.” this is civilizational accounting infrastructure being rebuilt at the speed of blockspace. if you call me one more time while i’m decoding the merkle proofs for the q3 nominal gdp oracle feed, i swear i’m going to set my ENS to “single.eth.”